Fight at the Library
Just when I thought I knew some shit. Our neighbor was at the local library today when one guy attacked another guy in front of the Recent Periodicals. Hijinx ensued. Elderly librarians freak out. Seniors on field trip from nearby old folks home are horrified. Local police almost let wrong guy go. Wife on library board will soon have to deal with “policy issues” that arise. In a big city, I’d never have heard about it, unless it involved gun play, so there’s something to be said about a fight in a small town library. All I really want to know is, what Recent Periodical could incite such a ruckus?
1 comment Tuesday 02 Feb 2010 | Ben | Uncategorized
Possibly it was a PETA activist who felt that the rousing of Phucksalilanimalup Phil, the Groundhog, was an immoral assult on nature VS a traditional weather forcaster who highly values the intrinsic meteorological prophicies of of this Pensillyvania rodent who was also upset at “saw shadow, ergo – 6 more weeks of winter”?