Just when I thought I knew some shit. Our neighbor was at the local library today when one guy attacked another guy in front of the Recent Periodicals. Hijinx ensued. Elderly librarians freak out. Seniors on field trip from nearby old folks home are horrified. Local police almost let wrong guy go. Wife on library board will soon have to deal with “policy issues” that arise. In a big city, I’d never have heard about it, unless it involved gun play, so there’s something to be said about a fight in a small town library. All I really want to know is, what Recent Periodical could incite such a ruckus?